We don't have a traditional receptionist, so don't be fooled by what technology can do, but for our own safety, and that of our staff, clients and business partners, we do not disclose information protected by privacy laws as promulgated, quite recently and governed by The Protection of Private Information Act and international privacy laws. Rest assured, if we have your information, it is protected by layers of security policies and encryption methods, to make sure Portuguese criminals don't get their hands on it! And if our security measures should fail and your right to privacy is infringed upon in any way, we will jump off buildings, and fly to the moon to ensure your information is protected and not in the hands of any thieving scoundrels.
That said, we are fully PAIA compliant as a juristic entity registered in the RSA, and if you believe we infringed on your human rights in any way, please feel free to visit the South African Human Rights Commission's website, get your relevant documentation and ducks in a row, then contact us on the above details with your completed forms and prescribed fees. Your motivation for requesting said information would gladly be made available to you once:
i) Our international legal team has scrutinized every last detail of your application and accepts liability,
ii) Executive Management and Industrial Relations Department are satisfied that your reasons are legitimate and that your rights, as per our governing justice system, common and statute legislation,
iii) and/or any third party's rights have not been infringed upon or denied by any information we hold on you, and
iv) is physically located in the RSA, and
v) our subsequent actions/inaction or whatever means you claim is not in strict accordance with South African Privacy laws and you have been prejudiced.
If you just want a quick word to find out what info is floating around and who stole your identity that was posted on pastebin.org along with other personally identifiable information, we're going to ignore you and your legal counsel and set the civil wolves out into the field. You can then follow the process like all other normal people do, stop acting like an egotistical megalomaniac that believes the world somehow owes you ANYTHING for being a common criminal, and stop wasting illegal company funds that is paying your personal legal bills, then go report yourself to the South African Fraud Prevention Services as a victim of impersonation.
Should you make inferences that our hunt-group for standby managers that you dialed and was answered by the aforementioned founding member on standby, then proceed to threaten him with his life and safety, admit to malicious prosecution and bribery of state officials and involving our investors' by incriminating them through your deceit and factually incorrect reports to our service providers and/or business partners, you will face a world of legal manure and be incarcerated within hours and denied bail as assured by the prosecutor of your district Magistrate's court. We have been assured of that and trust us when we say our legal counsel acts in strict accordance with the Code of Ethics prescribed for those accepted to the Bar Association and is bound thereby, not a bunch of clowns that acts blindly and unethically on our deluded and bruised over-inflated ego that give instruction.
